Footy Footy

Footy, footy, all I wanna do is

Footy, footy, all I wanna kick is

Footy, footy, they catch the ball, kick, play on

Footy, footy, footy, footy, footy

Ang Christou, Che Cockatoo-Collins

Phillip Matera, Gavin Wanganeen

Gary Moorcroft, Aussie Jones

Bruce Doull, the 'Flying Doormat'

Spida Everitt, Spider Burton, Craig Bradley

The 1995 Carlton football team

Footy, footy, footy, footy

Footy, footy, footy, footy

Footy, footy, footy, footy

Footy, footy, footy, footy

Footy, footy, all I wanna do is

Footy, footy, all I wanna kick is

Footy, footy, they'll crumb the ruck and run, handball

Footy, footy, footy, footy, footy

Diesel Williams, Dale Kickett

Sticks Kernahan, Darren Jarman

Chad Rintoul, Ashley Sampi

Mick Martyn, Clint Bizzell

The Brisbane Bears, Aaron Hamill, everyone

Footy, footy, footy, footy

Footy, footy, footy, footy

Footy, footy, footy, footy

Footy, footy, footy, footy

I love to go down to Waverley Park

I'm gonna sit on the wing

I'm gonna eat a pie

I'm gonna buy a Footy Record for 1, 50

I'm gonna have a full-strength beer, you girl

I'm gonna take a specky

I'm gonna kick a banana

I'm gonna eat a banana

I am gonna love every second of it

I hate what this game has become

Footy